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Category: Weekly Rap-Up

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05/23/10

Permalink 11:19:36 pm, by Skillachi
Categories: Commentary, News, Weekly Rap-Up

The week beginning May 17th 2010

This week has been quite frankly the most exciting week we have seen for this entire year. Minus the fact that my Birthday fell in this week (sadly some events dampened my birthweek), it was truly one which brought alot of excitement to Jamaicans. I was… more »

02/21/10

Permalink 10:06:03 pm, by Skillachi
Categories: News, Weekly Rap-Up

This weeks news wrap

There is one thing about Jamaica and its that there is almost always something to write about. What can I say we dont live in a society that can be in anyway regarded as boring, its all a matter of what interests you. Personally I have a wide array of in… more »

02/13/06

Permalink 06:43:39 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-up February 05 – February 11, 2006

Sunday February 05, 2006  An appeal is being made by the Spanish Town Ministers Fraternal in St. Catherine for business operators who had fled the old capital because of violence to return. During last year many residents and business operators… more »

02/06/06

Permalink 10:15:33 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-up January 29 – February 04, 2006

Sunday January 29, 2006  The bauxite company, Alpart , last week presented seven students pursuing undergraduate studies at local tertiary institution with scholarships valued at $620,000. Each university level scholarship is worth $300,000.00 f… more »

01/30/06

Permalink 10:27:17 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-up January 23 – 28, 2006

Monday January 23, 2006  On Friday Dale Stavrose, of Violet Avenue, Kingston 6 was sentenced in the Half Way Tree Criminal Court to three years imprison on several counts of extortion. Stavrose who had attempted to extort cash from several busin… more »

01/10/06

Permalink 09:05:19 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-up January 01 - 07, 2006

Sunday January 01, 2006 The Prime Minister of Jamaica, PJ Patterson and the Governor General Sir Howard Cooke both spoke of the high level of crime as the country's most troubling problem in their New Year messages to the nation. The Prime Minister says… more »

12/25/05

Permalink 07:08:51 am, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-up December 18 - 23, 2005

Sunday December 18, 2005 Commanding Officer in charge of the St. Catherine North Police Division, Superintendent Kenneth Wade on Sunday said that there will be increased police presence in St. Catherine during Christmas. The heightened security presence… more »

12/19/05

Permalink 06:11:17 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-up December 11-17, 2005

Sunday December 11, 2005 Miss Jamaica World 2005, Terri-Karelle Griffith made it to the semi finals in the Miss World 2005 Pageant on Saturday in Sanya, China. From a field of 101 contestants Terri was among the final top 15 chosen. The Miss World 2005… more »

12/10/05

Permalink 04:21:19 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-Up: December 04 - 09, 2005

Sunday December 4, 2005  Over 50 families from Portland Cottage in Clarendon are to be relocated after losing their homes last year during Hurricane Ivan. The Office of National Reconstruction is presently building the new houses which should be… more »

12/04/05

Permalink 03:13:43 pm, by Melba
Categories: Weekly Rap-Up

Weekly Rap-Up: November 27, 2005 - December 03, 2005

Sunday November 27, 2005  On Saturday a section of the main road in white Hall St. Mary leading to Islington collapsed cutting off vehicular traffic. Landslides triggered by the recent heavy rains caused the road surface to break in several sect… more »

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"Recently, this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.

Graciously, he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English uttered his request "Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars, si me ticket ya".

After reviewing and checking the ticket with his manager, the clerk returned and requested on how he would like his payments. The Jamaican replied "Mi wan all a de moni now". "Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded, "The procedures are that we can only give you one million now and the balance equally over the next 20 years".

Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the manager, who re-iterated "Sir, my assistant is correct, it is the regulation of the corporation that we initially pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid to you equally over the next 20 years".

Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, "Oonu tek me fi idiat, me wan all a de moni now or oonu gi me bak me rass dallar!!"

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