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Festive Season Dinner
12/03/09
Festive Season Dinner
"Yes mi fren!" My favorite time of year id fast approaching, I can feel the "chrismus breez" in the mornings. By now you should have your fruits, soaking up some good Jamaican Red Label Wine and White Rum (what a piece a fira at Wray & Nephew, can yu imagine if the real stuff had all gone up in smokes, some of us "spirited corna woulda dark).
Hope friends or relatives who visited for Thanksgiving, took some of Wray & Nephew Spirits to add more flavour for the Christmas to the Christmas Dinner Menu. We Jamdowners love to stick to our traditional foods anywhere in the world we go.
Some "food" for thought, start planning the kind of meal your planning to serve, the kind of persons you would be catering to like, diabetics and hypertensive. Start getting your meats have them cleaned up and seasoned freeze until ready for use.
Remember, to invite someone over for Christmas Dinner, itone of the best Christmas gift especially those who don't have family close by.
Walk good, one love, wi catch up.
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"Recently, this Jamaican won the 10 million special lottery for a dollar. As soon as the office of the Lottery Corporation was open on the following day, he was there to collect his winnings.
Graciously, he presented his winning ticket to the clerk and in his best English uttered his request "Me cum fi collect the 10 millian dallars, si me ticket ya".
After reviewing and checking the ticket with his manager, the clerk returned and requested on how he would like his payments. The Jamaican replied "Mi wan all a de moni now". "Unfortunately, Sir" the nervous clerk responded, "The procedures are that we can only give you one million now and the balance equally over the next 20 years".
Furious and agitated, the Jamaican asked for the manager, who re-iterated "Sir, my assistant is correct, it is the regulation of the corporation that we initially pay you one million dollars now with the balance paid to you equally over the next 20 years".
Outraged, the Jamaican slammed his hand on the desk and shouted in anger, "Oonu tek me fi idiat, me wan all a de moni now or oonu gi me bak me rass dallar!!"
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